Plate to leather…

So you’ve finished Cataclysm as a prot warrior. Patch 5.0 made your soul cry, because you forgot to read patch notes, and had no idea why suddenly shield block wasn’t working straight off the bat and you’re running into a boss fight with no instant mitigation. (I know, I know.. BAD prot warrior.) you’ve also spent a lot of time Offtanking as a Blood DK for your guilds other raiding team and have been enjoying that more than your warrior.

So what do you do?

Now the important question is upon you. Which team do you raid for in Mists of Pandaria, and which online persona are you intending on using? The weeks leading up to the release of “Panda Land” are filled with stress, to the point where you are pulling your Worgen hair out and becoming some strange… hairless, allergen friendly creature of peoples nightmares. You were always going to tank, that’s a given, but which class. Especially since you have the means to have them all.

But no, you don’t go the easy route. You don’t take your already level 85 character and do the new content. You bite the bullet, grab some heirlooms, and start at level 1 again.

And the next thing you know, you’re an overweight, stomach jiggling, black and white furred, mohawked panda with a moustache. By level 20 you realise “Oh my, this is the class for me… where have you been all my WoW life?!” and settle in to level.

I mean come on… who doesn’t enjoy throwing beer all over mobs and then setting them on fire. FIRE!!! Mmm burnies…

With every new ability your enjoyment of the class grows. Although you’re still a bit creeped out by the fact that your stomach jiggles whenever you move.  You turn into some possessed levelling machine, knowing your deadline to be ready for raiding. You level so quickly, that one of your guildies makes a macro to gratz you because she can’t be bothered typing everytime you yell “Ding!!! *smashes face into keyboard*” in guild chat.

So you level your way to 88… and then bam. You get stuck in a rut. 88-89 feels crazy slow, you feel like your eyes are melting out of your skull with every quest you hand in, and your xp bar doesn’t move. Your guildies encourage you, and you push through and then BAM!! You hit that magic number 90!

And Ta Da!! Here I am. A level 90 Brewmaster Monk. It is to this date my favorite class.

The transition from a plate wearing prot warrior to a leather wearing monk has been an interesting experience. Even now, I’m changing things around in raid bosses to better up my mitigation for certain fights. This first post is mainly an introduction to the wacky mind that is me. The further into this blog I get, the more information regarding my gameplay and the rotations, cooldowns, talents and glyphs I use will be covered. The adventures of dungeon running with friends, including the wipes we have from being overconfident, to the first time we got our asses kicked in a challenge mode dungeon.

Until then fellow Azerothians, quest well, may the gold flow and don’t forget to pat your tanks!

~The Fat Furry Tank

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2 comments

  1. Nyxrinne

    …I was also that prot warrior, although I legged it through three or four Hour of Twilight runs bawling over my ping-ponging health before I checked my spellbook, found Shield Barrier, realised that Shield Slam was generating rage and recognised that perhaps I was indeed completely clueless about everything at that point.

    Happy to see another monk about, anyway! This was a fairly epic way to introduce yourself – I look forward to future posts!

    • fatfurrytank

      Haha! I’m glad I wasn’t the only one. We were working on heroic zon’ozz at the time and man was I taking a beating… My healers, who used to sing my praise, we’re suddenly cursing me under their breath.

      I’m glad you liked my into, I thought I’d try something a bit creative. It’s been a fun experience, my monk, and I’m glad I have him! 🙂 will definitely follow your blog, once I’m at home and not on my phone!! 🙂 look forward to seeing you around!

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